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Saturday, June 7, 2008
Nia Ramadhani Bikini bersama Dua Jejaka Bertubuh Sasa

JAKARTA, 1 APRIL 2008: Selepas tercetusnya kontroversi hangat mengenai foto-foto bogel Sandra Dewi yang tersebar meluas di kalangan masyarakat di republik itu, Saya dapati orang di sana tengah heboh bercakap tentang foto bikini Nia Ramadhani bersama dua jejaka yang bertubuh sasa.
Hai, siapa yang tidak kenal Nia yang cun itu. Kalau sebut siri Bawang Merah Bawang Putih, ramai peminat di Malaysia kenal bukan?
Tengok gambar nya saya terima dari email, panazzz beb panazzzzz




Paris in the bath for s*x tape
And it seems she's finally managed it with this new sexy tape, filmed while she takes a bath.
In the video Paris is seen completely naked in the water, surrounded by bubbles.
She swims around in the huge bath and playfully soaks herself with a shower head.
To watch the video click on the player below or use the multimedia link to the top right of this page.
It is thought this new footage was discovered earlier this year when Paris forgot to pay the rent on her storage vault.
A website called Parisexposed.com then released the footage on the net, although Paris obtained a temporary injunction against them.
Now, the footage has reappeared on YouTube, with stronger versions available on US websites.
Just when she thought it was safe to get back in the water eh...
creadit : thesun.co.uk
Fly FM
Presented in English, listeners can expect a blend of the latest English and Bahasa Malaysia hits. The station is operated by MAX with financial back-up from Media Prima Bhd through its subsidiary Max-Airplay Sdn Bhd (MAX). The radio station serves to promote KLIA as a tourist and commercial hub and providing flight information. The content is geared towards lifestyle and travel.
Hitz FM
MIX fm is a Malaysian national radio station managed by AMP Radio Networks, a subsidiary of Astro All Asia Networks plc.
Specially created for the sophisticated and modern under - 40 year old, MIX fm plays adult contemporary hits from the 80s to the 90s including mainstream pop. It features a fresh music mix peppered with lighthearted features, contests, lifestyle updates, environmental issues, etc.
Internet savvy listeners can also log on to the stylish MIX website which contains MIX announcer profiles, announcer blogs, promotions/contests and freebies, as well as more lifestyle info like movie reviews, book reviews, traffic reports, plus news and weather updates.
Logon to Hitz FM's official website
Lite FM
Popular contemporary easy listening music from the world's megastars, like Celine Dion, Elton John, and Mariah Carey. Keep up to date, with regional weather forecasts, news, business and sports reports from the Asia-Pacific region and around the world.
Surf Light & Easy's website for up-to-date regional weather forecasts, inter-state traffic reports and the latest news updates. Enjoy useful information and tips with the "Word On" series that covers Health, Money, Technology and Travel, or simply unwind and relax with features such as book reviews, the latest in the local theatre and arts scene, recipes, Feng Shui tips and golf news.
Logon to Lite FM's offical website
Era FM - Rentak Muzik Terkini
The ERA website brings its surfers a wide range of exciting information including the latest in the arts, music, entertainment, Bollywood news and fashion updates. It actively encourages user participation with features such as chat, forums and online dedications.
Radio Hot FM
Presented in Malay, HOT FM's primarily targets the "Young Malaysian" market of 15-30 years of age. The station's identity is a direct result of in-depth research and HOT FM denotes its hot, funky and energetic attributes.
With the theme "Lebih Hangat Dari Biasa" HOT FM seeks to bring a refreshing alternative to the radio scene as well as line-up of popular and experienced radio personalities.
Website: www.hotfm.com.my
Refreshed Rakan Muda
If you are born on 1981 and before, you cannot join this program anymore . According to the www.2-u.com.my (the official of refreshed Rakan Muda), Rakan Muda programme is based on the transformation of an implementation philosophy which had a focus on the individual, to one which has a focus on the community. This philosophy is in line with the Community Youth Development approach. Below is TVC of refreshed Rakan Muda programe.
Betul ke Rita Rudaini dah kahwin?

Tiba-tiba ada yang kata pelakon Rita Rudaini sudah kahwin senyap-senyap. Patutlah lama tak dengar cerita Rita. Orang yang dikatakan menjadi suaminya ialah lelaki yang telah lama dikaitkan dengannya iaitu pemain bola sepak muda, Aidil Zafuan Abdul Radzak. Tak tahulah benar atau tidak apa yang disampaikan itu. Apabila ada yang tanya kepada Rita, katanya Rita menafikan cerita itu.
Pemain bola sepak kembar, Aidil Zafuan yang popular.
Yalah bila dah lama dikaitkan timbulkan cerita-cerita gosip. Maklumlah kedua-duanya popular dalam bidang masing-masing. Rita di panggung dan Aidil pula popular di padang. Kalau tak benar janganlah melenting pula. Nama lagi gosip. Manalah tahu daripada gosip itu lama-lama jadi cerita benar pula. Dah banyak dah jadi macam tu dalam dunia artis ni.
Rozita Che Wan Kahwin VIP?
Bercakap kepada ManggaOnline hari ini, jelitawan Malaysia Rozita Che Wan mengakui yang hati’nya telah di’miliki. Jejaka bertuah itu adalah seorang ahli perniagaan yang bergelar VIP. Rozita Che Wan juga mengakui yang beliau sudah bersedia untuk berkahwin untuk kali kedua, tetapi bukan dalam masa terdekat. Tahun hadapan katanya. Memetik kata-kata beliau,Video & gambar Kumpulan Hujan kena f*ck di Johor Bahru
I got this new yesterday from AzizulHakim at my Indiemusik blog. Im not gonna blog about this fuking thing at my indiemusik blog because this is a really fuked up & embrassing matter to our local ndependent music industry. This thing was happen on Art of Noise Fest in Johor Bahru last Saturday (19/4/08). As far as i know, there’s 17 bands will perform that day including HUJAN.
Hujan only performed one song for that day which is “AKU SCANDAL” from check2rock2 EP. But amazingly, some of the crowd going wild and showed up their middle finger which known resembaled for word “F*CK!”. Not enough by showing their middle finger, they also keep shouting and yelling “FCUK YOU!” from beginning to the end of “AkuScandal” song. You can see clearly their fagg0t act at the video below:
Embrassing right? They also keep showing up the official t-shirt of Hujan which already modifiede into “HUJANjing” which meant “Hujan Anjing”. Wtf?.
I follow the comments that is appeared at Little Miss Eezah blog which began popular after that incident because she/he is the first one that blogged about this thing. From what i know, this things happen because of some missconflict between Hujan vocalist which is Noh Salleh that has made a clear announcement about sensitive issues on gay and homo people at a gig in MMU Melaka last year according to one of this post from RiceCooker. It is something like this:
“aah yang lembut lembut tu boleh keluar tk pyh tgk gig kitorang ekk”, Noh HUJAN.
Sort of something like that. Just read the comment at Little Miss Ezzah blog. For me, i am a homophobic (phobia of the homo people) too. I have already known about this anti-Hujan community quite a long time ago. Hentikan lah oke ! Read this.

Actually this is a small community that dislikes Hujan band just because Hujan is a homophobic band. They do have a myspace account a long time ago but then it’s already disappeared maybe because somebody already report about it. Just visit this.

Some of them say that Hujan already become too arrogont and high-demanding band. Im not really sure about this. But just dont give a fcuk about this. Yes, i am one of Hujan fanatic or so-called Raingers because i am supporting our local music industry. Let support our small local scene. Dont be a slave, let’s free out yourself from other. Kalau tak sampai bila nak maju. Lu pikir lah sendiri!!

Mainstream pegi mati - antara kata-kata yang dilemparkan oleh crowd
Happy 28th Birthday Datuk Siti Nurhaliza!




Video Siti Nurhaliza 28th birthday
Kenyataan Diana Danielle Beeson Mengenai Syamsul Yusof Haslam
Victoria Beckham’s Beso Birthday

Looking her typical elegant self, Victoria Beckham was out last night celebrating her birthday with her soccer stud husband David Beckham and friends at Beso restaurant in Hollywood.
Taking advantage of having a pal with a brand new dining spot, Posh chowed down with owner Eva Longoria Parker - along with Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman.
Following their meal, the group made their way past the lineup of paparazzi, jumping into David’s ride as the girls laughed it up in the backseat.
We wish Victoria a happy 34th birthday - as the former Spice Girl actually turns 34-years-young today (April 17)!






David Beckham always protect their wife, so beckham will be the caring husband :)
Stadium Olympic 2008 Di China Seperti Faraj Wanita / Vagina
Sufiah Yusuf: Math Genius, Now a Hooker
Today, I have no intention to blog. I thought I might get some work done instead of fondling NoktahHitam Sufiah Yusuf, a Malaysian math prodigy winning the hearts of many entered Oxford at the age of 13. She could’ve been a very rich women by now. Instead, she is charging £130 per hour for sex.
Now who’s to blame?
Her faith was shattered to chase “the world game”. Coupled with modernization and open-mindedness, UK is clearly not the place for a shaky 13 year old (or was I wrong?).
Snap back to 2000, Sufiah’s family are devout Muslims who begin each day with prayers, followed by exercise to focus the mind and body. Her elder brother Isaac was at one point the number four tennis player in the UK for his age, while her sisters Aisha, 17, and Iskander, 14, are in their second year at the University of Warwick. Her youngest sister Zuleila, aged six,is preparing to sit her A-level maths exams.
All five children have been taught at home by their Malaysian-born parents.
The actual article contains nudity, so I’m doing you a favor
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SHE was a child maths genius who won a place at Oxford University aged just 13—but now the only sums Sufiah Yusof is interested in are the ones she earns as a HOOKER.
For sad Sufiah the daily equation she has to solve is simply sex equals £130 as she sells her body to punters over the internet.
The gifted girl with the winning smile had the world at her feet ten years ago and should be a rich woman by now—but last week she was busy subtracting her underwear for our undercover reporter in her dingy back street flat.
“Would you like to start your half hour now?” said Sufiah, 23, as she danced on the bed, displaying her body for examination.
Then she listed all the sleazy plus points she would throw in for our man if he took up her offer.



Calling herself Shilpa Lee, the former child prodigy still juggles with figures on a hookers’ website, describing herself as a “very pretty size 8, 32D bust and 5′5″ tall—available for booking every day from 11am to 8pm.”
She says she is a “sexy, smart student” who prefers “older gentlemen”— but a former pal who has witnessed her downfall told us: “It is all desperately heartbreaking.
“With her amazing brain she should be able to make money any way she wants. But instead her life has spiralled completely out of control.”
Life has never quite added up for Sufiah. Her descent into prostitution in Salford, Manchester, is the latest in a long line of tragedies to have engulfed her since the sunny day when she posed with her university mortar board for the world’s press outside prestigious St Hilda’s College.
Our shock revelations today come in the week her domineering dad Farooq was jailed for sexually assaulting two 15-year-old girls as he home-tutored them in maths.
And he was always at the root of all her troubles— even as she passed the further maths A-Level she needed for entry to Oxford at the age of 12. In those days Sufia was a strict Muslim child who prayed five times a day and was subjected to her father’s famous Accelerated Learning Technique.
Her days involved stretching and breathing exercises in freezing rooms to keep her brain attentive. Sufiah would then study hard and be forced to play tennis with just as much intensity as fanatical Farooq drove her on. The routine was so effective Sufiah was seeded number eight in the country for under 21s.
But three years into Oxford, the 15-year-old sparked a massive police hunt after running away.
Abuse
At the time her father bizarrely claimed Sufiah had been kidnapped and brainwashed by an organisation seeking the key to her intelligence. But Sufiah sent an email to her family describing her life under her father as a “living hell”.
One message to her sister read: “I’ve finally had enough of 15 years of physical and emotional abuse. You know what I am talking about.” Sufiah was missing for two weeks before being found in an internet café in Bournemouth where she had been working as a hotel waitress.
She refused to go back to her parents and instead was taken into the care of social services.
It was then revealed that Farooq had been jailed for three years in 1992 for his part in a £1.5m mortgage swindle. Before that—at the age of 19—he had been sent to borstal for his role in a conspiracy involving £100,000.
Free from the spell of her father, Sufiah returned to Oxford to complete the final year of her Masters in Maths. But she was now more concerned with enjoying herself—and failed to finish the course after meeting trainee lawyer Jonathan Marshall.
They were married in 2004 when Sufiah was just 19 and Jonathan 24. But the strains with her family were still there. Despite being invited, Sufiah’s parents and her siblings failed to turn up to the wedding.
Her dreams of a happy life with Jonathan were shattered when the couple divorced just a year later.
Now, in her sad little flat, she uses her body to pay the rent. Sufiah met our man, posing as a punter, at the entrance to her building wearing a tiny skirt, leather boots and a tight t-shirt. She was carrying three mobile phones.
She laughed and joked as she led him to her small apartment where a bed was already set out in the lounge.
She told him it was £130 an hour and offered him a glass of water before putting some music on to a cheap portable stereo and nervously stripping down to her red lace bra and knickers. Sufiah then peeled off her underwear and danced on the bed. She told him she did full sex with a condom and oral sex without protection.
After our man had made his excuses, Sufiah kept him talking by telling him how she was studying for a Masters degree in Economics on a part-time two year course in London.
The former prodigy added: “I’ve got exams coming up and I’m thinking ‘Oh my God!’”
Once described by her parents as “naïve and unstreetwise”, she works alone from her flat without any obvious physical security or protection.
She even admitted to our reporter: “It’s always a surprise who you are going to meet.”
Cheerful Sufiah gave no indication of any sadness at the jailing of her father the previous day. On Wednesday Farooq, 50, was sentenced to 18 months at Coventry Crown Court for touching two 15-year-old girls when he was home tutoring them at maths.
The court heard how in May last year Farooq arrived at one of the victim’s home for a maths lesson.
He started whispering in her ear and kissing her hair and cheek. He also touched her breast and told her she was a genius and pretty before putting her hand on his upper thigh.
Destroyed
Farooq’s defence lawyer Tim Hannam said: “He’s been back in prison for over five months and knows there’ll be no more teaching and any hope he had of gaining an income from the teaching method he had developed to a high degree of success is lost to him. His reputation is destroyed.”
Now it’s clear the daughter who fled his strict regime has almost been destroyed too.
Her friend said last night: “Sufiah has suffered so many knocks in her life. I just hope she can drag herself out this life she has got herself into.
“She is a good person and deserves a much better life than this. Her gift really has been a curse.”
Tasha putus hubungan dengan Aqasha?
Tugu cinta yang terbina selama lima tahun runtuh, sudah ternoktah dan diharap tidak lagi menimbulkan kekeliruan kepada semua pihak rentetan kenyataan Aqasha sebelum ini di dalam Hip, yang masih lagi berteka-teki mengenai status hubungannya dengan Tasha.
Darling Kemalangan Jalan Raya Bersama Ibu Dan Adik

05 May 08, jam 7.50 pagi menjadi detik ngeri bagi pelakon dan pengacara Nasreen Ngasri dikenali juga sebagai Darling apabila kereta BMW yang dipandu remuk setelah terbabit dalam kemalangan jalan raya. Lokasi kejadian di KM247 Lebuh Raya Utara-Selatan berhampiran Plaza Tol Senawang.
Dalam kejadian, Nasreen dikatakan gagal mengawal kereta yang dipandu semasa hujan menyebabkan beliau melanggar belakang lori yang membawa pokok bunga. Akibat kemalangan itu, Nasreen cedera di kepala dan leher, ibunya Habibah Jaafar, 53, cedera di kaki dan muka manakala adiknya Norsuhada, 14, cedera di badan.
Akibat rempuhan itu, saya hilang kawalan lalu terbalik di tengah lebuh raya. Namun saya bersyukur kerana selamat,” kata Darling.Gambar Kereta BWM Darling Remuk
Gambar Darling Diusing Ke Hospital
Gambar Darling Bersama Nursuhada
Gambar Ibu Darling, Habibah Jaafar
Gambar Transformer Di Malaysia

Kecoh Berita hari ini melaporkan terdapat sebuah transformer buatan lori lama malaysia yang tersesat di dalam sebuah kampung Jawa baru baru ini. Penduduk tersebut yang telah menyaksikan lori yang di gelar optimus itu, mengatakan transformer tersebut tidak sempat bertukar kerana kehabisan minyak diatas sebab sebab minyak setong kini telah bernilai AS 120 juta .
Justeru itu, badan transformer tersebut telah tersadai di jalan kampung itu hingga menyebabkan keadaan lalu lintas semakin sunyi hanya motor ex5 sahaja dapat kelihatan didalam gambar tersebut, itu pun sewaktu temuduga dengan pemandu motor tersebut, dia lalu ke situ kerana hendak mengambil anak nya dari sekolah yung berusia 3 tahun setengah.
creadit text: MasterG
Kepada tuan pemilik transformer ini, silalah menukarkan kedudukan robot anda sebelum ketua kampung menempeleng muka anda berkali-kali tanpa henti. sekian